November 09, 2009

Greetings, Earthling (or Earthling Representative)

My name is Ceri, and I'll be your host this web-surfing session.

Who am I? Well, in the simplest, most boring terms possible, I am a twenty-something college student pursuing a degree in Graphic Design, if only I would stop wasting my time exploring all other creative pursuits available. However, I'd like to think that I'm a great deal more interesting than just that. Much of this world puzzles me, and like the grand philosophers of old, I am wont to spend my time pontificating these wonders...often at the expense of doing what is considered more 'important' in life.

I've been thinking for awhile now that it seems a shame such a loquacious, quixotic, grandiloquent, self-effacing person such as myself does not have a dedicated blog to put these many pontifications to paper (well, digital script). Well, today on a whim, I've sought to rectify this egregious error.

Lo and behold, you see on the screen before you the manifestation of this solution! This panacea to ills far and wide! This all-in-one guide to pompous bombastary, to flagrant flogging, to benign belittling! That's right, this is, in fact, a guide to the most effective methods in making your opponent weep like the illiterate, inconsiderate lout he is!

Okay, not really. But I do have a tendency to be somewhat, well, insulting, so I felt I ought to warn you, dear reader, from the very start.

Wow, I'm really rambling around here, aren't I? Forgiveness, all around, I beseech you.

In short (really short, this time), I intend to use this blog as a place to wax on poetic about life's many vexations, yet hopefully do it in such a manner that you dear readers might find it worth a laugh to read.

After all, the point of life is to entertain others, is it not?

No, really, isn't it? o.o